Every now and then I think back to the Spice Girls.. why, it’s a BritPod tradition. Our very first episode explored them in an almost sexual way.

But was it all fun and games? Did every concert end with Scary eating out Sporty and Baby fingering Ginger’s ginger muff while Posh watched and double ended herself?

Apparently not… apparently it was more cat-fights than pussy-munches… but I guess it could only last so long, they were a prototype, a new way to sexualize children and sell platform shoes… but I still wish they had squeezed out a few more years.. maybe they would have done a Britney and had full on lesbo sex in one of their music videos, giving us wank material for years to come…

but alas, it wasn’t meant to be.

Ginger, being fed up with having the stupidest Spice Super Power, of simply having ginger pubes, quit. Then, without her leadership, the rest were soon to follow.. They shat out a shitty album with that Darkchild wanker, that sounded mostly like all those other shitty pop groups, then vanished… No licking, no poking, no leaked porn tapes..

Sure… 4 years later they got massive exposure from us on BritPod, sending tens of thousands to their now defunct website, but even BritPod could not resurrect the has been girl powers that were..

Good thing really, they’ve all turned out a bit rough.