I was looking through some classified bike adverts and saw this uber-moron post… this chav buffoon’s skills are far too mad crazy wicked innit, to not repost here.

I have had this bike for about a year i have had know problems with it. it starts furst time. i am selling the bike as my partner is getting a car and we have started a family. there is some faults with the bike but not serious see blow

~ body work need tuching up
~ front forks slightly corroded but i changed the shock absorbers last year and it past furst time it cost me about £35.00 with laber it will need doing agen or if you have the money you mite is well change the front forks you can pick them up on ebay for about £65.00 there this ofer bikes forks you can yous.

naw you have hard the bad news his the good news.
~it has had a new back tier and new ish frunt tier
~ New frunt brake ~new wingmorrers
~ new speadow cabale ~new light bobes