The King of Pop is Dead!
At some point in the last while Michael Jackson passed away due to something. Only his close friends such as Wesley Crusher and James Brown were allowed into his private residence at Neverlate Ranch to pay their respects.
His wife, Macaulay Culkin made a statement saying:
Michael will be sorely missed by us all, especially Gundam, who was staying at our ranch for treatment of his thrusters and mega power blaster MK5 rockets.
When I met Michael on the set of Home Alone it was love at first sight. I was pouring some paint over criminals for the bathroom scene when I saw Michael's bum enter the room, he was moonwalking. As he pivoted with a shrill SHAMONE I spilled paint all over myself. He was so kind and thoughtful that he put me straight into the set's bathtub and proceeded to scrub me down. The set had no plumbing but that didn't stop Michael from trying!
We taught each other so much... I showed him how to walk in a forward direction, and he educated me on the correct way to use a luffa. There was at least 2 other things, but I've forgotten them.
Allegations of his kiddy feltching marred his reputation, but let us not let these vile lies tarnish the good he's done. The children he's touched will never forget Michael for his kindness, nor the image of him heaving over them in bed.
We miss you Michael. Well, everyone 'cept Jason, he still thinks you're a cunt.
When I met Michael on the set of Home Alone it was love at first sight. I was pouring some paint over criminals for the bathroom scene when I saw Michael's bum enter the room, he was moonwalking. As he pivoted with a shrill SHAMONE I spilled paint all over myself. He was so kind and thoughtful that he put me straight into the set's bathtub and proceeded to scrub me down. The set had no plumbing but that didn't stop Michael from trying!
We taught each other so much... I showed him how to walk in a forward direction, and he educated me on the correct way to use a luffa. There was at least 2 other things, but I've forgotten them.
Allegations of his kiddy feltching marred his reputation, but let us not let these vile lies tarnish the good he's done. The children he's touched will never forget Michael for his kindness, nor the image of him heaving over them in bed.
We miss you Michael. Well, everyone 'cept Jason, he still thinks you're a cunt.
Before he died, Jackson was planning a tour of Asia with friend Gary Glitter. It is unknown if Mr Glitter will now go alone as his tickets are non-refundable.
Ever a perfectionist, Michael Jackson desired control of all aspects of his image. This desire for control even included his funeral, which was carried out in 1989 under Michael's direct supervision and filmed in IMAX 3D. The film, He's HIStory, will be played at Cinema's around the globe in place of a real funeral. Jackson's body will simply be recycled by the council. Collection is on Thursday.
So as Michael enters the gates of Valhalla and prepares to battle Loki with a spoon, the world mourns the loss of perhaps the best Jackson out of the Jackson 5.
James, BritPod News
